Are you a pool? Because I'm splashing at you.

Why break my heart, when you could break my back instead?

Okay, so my friend told me this one, but, um, I need my homework because I want to sit at my desk and do it all night.

I've been waiting for someone asked me this OK are you at goldfish because you look like the snack that smiles back goldfish

I go up and have a trouble with my alphabet all I know is you are a QT

Hold on, let me get this shit set up. Trying to fuck.