Eh. You wish, Neil.

Okay, I love the hair, but I'm sorry, your face is just being so cringe, like, you're trying to flirt with me by side-smiling like you're in a fucking e-boy commercial? Like, what the fuck is happening there? Not to mention, you're winking at me and looking me up and down. I feel not only violated, but scared. This is like the cringey girl in my class kind of thing. That- oh my god, this just makes me feel so violated.