Oh, yo, I think that's zero

Shut the fuck up bro, this first motherfucker on this comment is corny, berconi, elmo and shit. Nah, you red as hell though.

You're very pink

*****, not you trying to look like you're fucking cute, *****. You're ugly as fuck.

Um, I'm sorry. You was pretty as fuck, but your tan just makes you look ugly. I'm sorry, I have to say this, but I'm gonna rate you a 7 out of 10. Cause if you had a damn sunburn, it would have been 11 out of 10. But you look ugly like that. I'm sorry.

First of all, bitch, you look like a burnt-ass seafood boil. Someone just pulled the lobster straight out of the pot with this one, didn't they, bitch? Uh-huh, sure did. Um, second of all, you look like a fucking cartoon character that got hit with an anvil and then is trying to recover like they just squashed back out, but their face is all squashed up still. Yeah, bitch, that's what you fucking look like. You look like a swollen, puffy-ass bitch. Yep, straight up.

I'll bet you come to my house and find that big girl. Sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff.

3 out of 10, Max.