Oh my god, wow, girl, you are not burnt at all. It's okay. It's okay. You're not burning. That's good Mm-hmm

Miss ma'am, have you ever heard of sunscreen? Sun protectant? SPF 50? Maybe?

Why are you so sunburned? Like, go run to Target, you know, Target run, and done. Grab you some of that white girl sunscreen, sun balm, and put some... everywhere. So that next time, you don't look so much like the most common condiments ever. So, pro tip.

Right on, this is why we call y'all rednecks, like, you want sunburn or what?

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