You look so majestic, like, you're really pretty.

You're so pretty, like, you're so pretty.

You're so fuckin' ugly! What the fuck? If you were to rate me... I wouldn't know what to say! Cause you're below the fuckin' scale! Why are you so ugly? Anyway... Oh!

You'd look like the rattiest girl in my school if she wasn't so ratty.

Nah, but she pops her tit, but yeah, she's a ten out of ten.

I meant to wear 10, okay?

I'm gonna ruin your entire, uh, uh, life, and you wanna know how I'm gonna do it? A MAKEUP WIPE.

Somebody shot you with a BB gun on top of your forehead. I'm just saying, don't shoot the messenger.