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Oh my god, did you skip leg day and arm day, bro?

Bitch, you lying, why the fuck your legs, it's skinny, bitch, you skinnier than a motherfucking skeleton, what the fuck, did you scare me, if this shit was running after me I would've been, help me, help me, get those motherfucking big ass Mickey Mouse boots, bitch, what the fuck size you with, fuck.