So we're not gonna talk about his ashy ass legs. Like... Do you need me to buy you some motion?

Chewbacca

OK OK you know like when you were a kid you were go downstairs get a glass of water turn on the lights you know but then you'll have to go back upstairs and you have to turn off the light before you start heading upstairs so you're really scared so you turn off the light and go up the stairs really quickly because you think somethings behind you yeah that thing behind you is this guy this guy is coming for you and I'm really scared

Boy, why's you so ashy?

Ugh, put the dogs away!

bro why does your legs look like that bro I'm scared