I fucked my ex's sister. Get her mad. and she stayed with me

Alright, look, this is this one time and I was a little kid and I need to take a piss and my brother wouldn't get out So I said if you don't get out my piss lean and he didn't get out so I went up to him and I pissed all over him.

Oh my friend knew I had a crush on this person and she went off and dated them and I ate her fish her only one he has a big one we had a feast on it

Okay so right now I just seemed with my friends and story and was like when you found out when you miss her but you just missed the way she thought she was and I put who hurt you and I was really I heard him

I almost stabbed this ***** Just cuz But I don't even think I'm that toxic because he wanted me to I got pulled a knife on this ***** and he's like only for you. Bitch, what the- what? What?

I fucked my best friend's crush because she dated my ex. I don't regret it.

I can't remember. There's been a lot.

Listen to your voice.

uh sometimes i gas like people a little bit

So one kid told one of my friends to kill themselves as a joke and then I pointed at their self-heard scars and I said, It looks like you're already ahead of yourself. and then they got mad.