Ah bro, first off, you look like a female and second off, you're dressed like a librarian.

Negative one.

I'm Not gonna say too much cuz I'm not trying to hurt your feelings, but ***** You're a negative one look at yourself in the mirror bro

Honestly, I think you're a two. I'll give you two. Okay, thank you

Hey man, you can't just call people dick writers because they gave you one. Okay? I'll ride your dick and give you a 10.

FAKE

You're too.

Yeah, you're not a one. Um, and that would, that's just disrespectful. Cause you're a fucking negative one! What is that haircut fuck?

Pass and your win.

Well, clearly people can be one because you, sir, are one.