If this man told me to get on my hands and knees and just start barking I would definitely do it for him I do anything for him.

Of course, he's hilarious. I love him. He's great.

Matt Rice is still like... Matt Rice is still fine, I swear to God, bro.

That wife is him. I'm not gay, but ***** can get it. God!

Yo, I let that ***** sucker punch me, bend me over, fold me up, and put me in a fuckin' press on a *****. Fuck is you talkin' about? Do I like a man, right? Stupid-ass *****, stupid-ass *****, ass *****.

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