I'm a screw you.

Dude why God widget all the guys on this app sound like some fucking robot shit all I hear when I when I listen is oh Like what are you trying to say to me like I don't speak robot like can you speak English thank you like I'm sorry you have to deal with this like

Let me holler at you, shawty.

If I stare at this photo any longer like my mind is gonna take over and I'm gonna start seeing s**t behind you because the empty wall is extremely unsettling so I'm gonna have to scroll I'm sorry

Shit fire though

Hey, baby. Hey, baby. What's good, shorty?

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