Alright, say you're on a hike and you find a bag that's hidden with a hundred million dollars in it. Are you keeping the money or are you turning it in?

I'm gonna keep it, obviously, so I can be rich and buy myself a mansion. I mean, who wouldn't keep it? Only nerds will like turn it in. You nerd people.

Um, I'm gonna be honest, I'm gonna keep that. I'm gonna keep that. Yeah.

What's up everybody is critical and you already know my fucking answer you already know my answer goddamn it I'm keeping that shit. That's a hundred million dollars going right to my goddamn urethra Who do you think I am who do you think I am not keeping that shit you think I'm turning that shit in fuck no I'm keeping

Motherfucker, I'm keeping that shit *****, who would it?

Hi I just got a honey million I don't know about you but I am turning by a new car brand new house Know how to weed

I'm probably gonna take it. I don't care if it's bait. I'll take my chances. I definitely need that money.

I will put some gloves on and take the money and book it.

Finders keepers, that's all I'm going to say. Bring me that money, that's life changing. And I promise to do lots of really good and honorable things with it.

Well, I mean I could turn in the money. Maybe my baka will like me if I do. But I could also keep it and give my baka the money.

What are they gonna do? Find me? Track down my address for the bag that's not even there anymore? No, they won't. I'm taking that money. Unless it's a social experiment and I see a camera, then I'm giving it back.