Bro, why does my guy look like he has the first day of school? Like, he look like he walking in his first day of school. Can't wait to slap the shit out of the teacher.

Why do they have six toes? Why? I'm in payroll.

Bro, how many Oreo cats y'all gonna get, bro? Like, damn, how many- Like, this is the second Oreo cat I've seen. How many am I gonna see in the same day, and this is my first day on this fuckin' app, bro?

That looks like some good Chinese food right there.

Man I fucking care early as fuck me the alarms

The fuck did they get to you

I just got up here. What the actual fuck is going on?