That shit's so tight, oh, like, get that shit off your wrist, bruh, his blood can't even pump, that's how you know that shit's so tight, go back to wherever you came from, and go get a goddamn refund, cause, mm-mm.

Whole hand looks like a goddamn snake choking on a mouse.

Bro, it's gonna fall off. What are y'all talking about? It's gonna fall off.

Bro, bro, this watch reminds me of my life bro, like for real, like that's how close I am to dying, like I'll just snap at any time, like I'm gonna go, like I'm gonna be bleh, like literally, all that fat is like my family and bullshit.

This shit is definitely nightmare material. That shit does not fit. Like, your hair about to fall the fuck off.

Is that real?