So first I want to start off with them big ears. Those big ears need to fly away. They are freaking big like outfit ears. Them nostrils are kind of scaring me. They're kind of flaring at me and they're kind of looking at me. Them lips, they're kind of poking out like a girl. Like they're kind of puckering up. Like they're kind of build different, you know. His head is like, his head is built like a knee. I don't know what's freaking me, what do you call me?

And what do you look like

Bruh, I'mma be honest, Bruh looks like a smurf. He looks like one of those smurfs or, hold on, he looks kinda like Shrek though for some reason. instead if he wasn't bold and had a curly hair. well he looks like J pickup Bye.

Bro, his nose looks like a penis. His lips. There is none. His ears. His ears. His ears. He looks like Dumbo.

Zero out of ten. First of all, his ears are broken out. They look like eggs. Say them all, his chin. What the hell? His lips, his nostrils, his eyebrows, his hair. No. No. I don't even have to explain. Just no. Disgusting. Disgusting. Get a better man.

Oh, you're a hideous as fuck. You got a big ass nose, your eyes are fucking thick and as fuck. Hello, you look high as fuck. Your hair, oh your hair looks ugly as fuck. Your ears, your ears is too small for that big ass head you got. What the fuck is going on with your neck? Your neck really is even there, like, it looks like you never got a neck. Like, what the fuck is going on with your eyebrows? Your eyebrows look like two fucking big old bricks, and not gonna fuck up your fucking forehead. Yo, I had like

He looks like a deformed version of Demi De Vito. Um, anyway.

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