Now I'll tell you why I like you and I want you know we can is the easy way we can get the hallway choice is yours

I ain't came looking for no little boys. I ain't got no milk, no cookies, nothing. I came looking for man's butt. Oh, I know who you are, Chris Hansen. You see, I called you Chris Hansen. Now see here, I like you and I want you. Now we can do it the easy way or we can do it the hard way. The choice is yours.

I choose the hard way.

Bro, the fuck do you mean we could do this the hard way? What are you gonna do, pounce on our ass?

I'm gonna need that boy Uncle Ruckus to come over here. I'll give him a real nice smooch right on the lips