It smell like a motherfuckin' seafood boil. Sit your goofy ass down.

Um, 10 out of 10. 100%.

Oh, bro, I can smell that shi- from here. Close your legs. Oh my god, and where's that third picture, bro? I can't see shit. That's not even a picture of you, dude. That's a dirty-ass mirror, bro. Look like you smear your hands all over that shit.

Those are some big eyebrows. You look ugly.