Oh my god, you're so pretty.

Goddamn you're ugly as fuck

Oh my god, you're literally so pretty, when the world...

If you're female and I talk to you in any capacity whatsoever, we're now dating or engaged or married. Oh, we've started a family! Sorry for that, guys. I don't apologise. It was fun. Hello? If I say hi to you, it means we're making babies!

You're so freaking pretty man I wish I would look like you

Damn, mommy cannot tongue punch your fart box! AHHHHHH

Bro what the fuck that was like a freaking problem

I think I see a mole on your arm. I don't know though. Yeah, I think it's your spine. Put it to the back and it's not even down your backline.