pull up the pants, put a little bit bigger sweater on because it looks like it's a little too small for you and yeah

Both of them can do it.

Oh my god, ladies, stop. Because he's literally at mine. But I already claimed him, like I already burned him with my HIV, so... Yeah, you can't lose that one. Sorry, ladies.

Why do you look like a pineapple? Oh, there's enough pineapple under the sea! I swear to God. And also, why you got your handy of paints? How's you doin'? Scratchy a ball sack? Ugh. Ugh. Jesus!

Hmm, why your hand in your pants? Like why your hand in your pants? That should be my hand. My hand belongs in this badass dude pants

Do you have a square ear tag?

I was stuck there, dude. Don't play with me.

Cuz you don't think I know what you've done. Yes, actually, I do know what you've done is post a horrible post. Stop, delete it. It's disgusting.

My boy do you want me to order you a cone? Shit, that's not the fuck, I don't get a cone to help that bitch. Too good. Too good.