Yo, your ugly as shit and your ugly as fuck and you stink like a shit get the fuck up this fucking app before I get the back you and your little bro. I'll give you a 9.5 like a ha Renaissance shhh Thank you.

I don't even know what to say but um... Shit. Are we okay?

Shut the hell up!

Ma'am, you got a rescue bitch face. Come on now. Please lighten up a little bit. Life ain't that hard. Please. Stop looking at me like that. You look like you about to smack me or something. Give a little smile.

I'm not trying to be mean, not trying to be exact, but you look like a *****. Like you have ***** features. I love you though, mama. You stay safe.

Now, one, two, I'll really kick your lips, you huh?

Michael Jackson, are you?

Pass.