Well hey there my little Tamagotchi's I'm here today so you guys can write me all my life I've been getting stuff saying that I'm ugly and I know I'm not ugly because my mom told me that I'm not so please greet me honestly Anyways bye

That's your father, God. Nobody knows! Blech Wow

No please! Please stop!

I don't know what kind of kiki show you're into, but I ain't gonna rape your ass.

Boy, look at what you, cause these captions got me in, me and I'm something hell.

Shut the fuck up, please. Just shut the fuck up.

What the actual fuck?

You fucking emo, you're gonna ask, bitch, don't fuck.

Bitch, I'd the fuck up before I fucking find you healthy, you cat.