Well hey there my little Tamagotchi's I'm here today so you guys can write me all my life I've been getting stuff saying that I'm ugly and I know I'm not ugly because my mom told me that I'm not so please greet me honestly Anyways bye

Run before the white men find you.

Did you like it? Did you like it? Hehehehe

What the fuck is that?

I will rate to a solid negative 100 out of 10. Have a nice day. Goodbye.

Okay, I have to say it's kinda getting like, Hey there! You're not showing me, okay? Like, put a click.

Did this look as if it's telling people rape? What?

Okay, please shut the fuck up. Like, I know this is like fake, but please shut the fuck up.

Oh my god, no I cannot take this app seriously. Like what is going on on this app? Oh my gosh, like, oh my god, like what?

I love Total Rookie and you just messed up Total Rookie for me. You look nothing like Total Rookie. You just get the shit out of me.