Single and happy for you see I am not burdened by the financial drain associated with having a relationship

Is that LeBron James?

I am in a relationship.

My boyfriend of five years just proposed to me in January. So I guess that makes me engaged. Yay.

I'm single.

I'm single but I flirt with like four different girls and I also made Teddy pictures and I love it it's a great thing because like I'm not cheating on nobody but like I got a loophole going on saying that's pretty nice I fuck with it but I'm not lying to no one

My relationship status is me, three hoes and some za, which is me smoking, passing out blunt, fucking, you know, the usual.

I am not and I'm happy I'm not.

I'm single and I miss having a boyfriend like I'm tired of being alone

First of all, why do you look like that?