Babe, come home. The kids miss you.

You'll be a hole. You'll be a hole. You'll eat the furrow.

Come back home! The kids missed you sweetie!

idiot

Grandma needs you to turn your ass around and sit on my lap. Smash! No questions. Smash!

She don't want show, she want meeeeee!

Oh my gosh, daddy.

Yeah, I'm just gonna have to double and give it to my ex first, I'm sorry. That's not a gun. Stop south weg!

I may not be able to save lives or fight crime, but I'll always come back with the milk on top.

I have a feeling the pipes are contracting