I don't know what the fuck you're doing, but I'm just gonna...

Boy what the hell you look like one of the dads from South Park Boy what the hell you look like your name Rick you look like you selfie pics on Craigslist Boy you look like you lost your virginity to a hooker on the street because you was that desperate to prove to your homeboys that you wasn't lame and you ended up contracting an STD from her.

Oh my, so you a gay as fuck, I ain't even gonna catch it.

Oh

I'm letting you know it's right now. You did not eat and it's okay that you didn't. It's okay.

Bo, you look like a cannibal.

Why camera angles that? Like... What? Are you an old man? Get off this app, bro!

To be honest, you look like someone that would be in my fucking nightmares haunting me on it.