What in the Mount Caucasian is going on here? Her edges ain't even edges. They're parallelograms.

Oh my god you're such a baddie guys I can't

Do not listen to those haters because they don't know what they're talking about. Your hair is perfect, your lashes are perfect. So, highlights are perfect. I don't know anything about makeup, but you ate girl. Whoa.

Lil Miss Alien over here is real fuckin' do-lulu needs to shut her fat mouth. This girl is way out of fuckin' line. Goodness gracious.

What the hell? What the fuck? Bro, take this shit down.

Bro what we want to sell her face bro. Like the YouTube little girl

Who did your hair? Who-who did-who is doing your hair? Who-who told you that your hair looks cute? Girl, what happened to the other side of your hair? You only have one side of hair.

Honestly, I'm just gonna focus on the fact that your hair is not giving your makeup is not giving uh, your... that is paint on the corner of your eyebrows that is not... that is not cute. The contour is not blended. I'm not blinded. Just delete it. Do yourself a favor and delete it.

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

We're in the peach cobbler, but we can't have anything.