No I can't do the splits but Dan can I split these legs for you I'm promise this is a joke this is a joke I swear I am on the a spectrum I do not actually think these things about you though you are gorgeous I just thought opportunities are

No never been able to

damn you kind of cute for real

Thank you so much.

Damn, you're kinda cute for real.

What the fuck do you mean mate why is that say Chinese style code you for

And you're kind of cute for real

Yeah, he's gonna keep for real.

Damn sure are you going to tutorial

If I do the splits I'm gonna split my dick bro