Okay, so I was walking through the mall with a few of my friends and two guys came up to me and it asked me if I was in my late 20s, early 30s. How old do I look? Like, be honest, please.

You look like you in your 30s.

30

Fucking disgusting, what is this?

Uh... 47.

Honey don't let them out to you you look like about 3545 years old shit by 50

You look like you could pull off as 18 but your vibe gives me like 1516 but you could like pull off as you're 18 like I think if you went to a bar and asked for a beer they wouldn't ask you for your ID

37

I'm sorry I'm sorry you look like a grown ass woman

Yo fat ass like you eat all the customer samples at Costco fat ass nasty ass musty ass pushing 40 ass old ass bitch

Bro I didn't know wheels were on mine now