If a snake beat your homie in his dick and the only way you could save him is by sucking the venom out of his dick, would you do it? Let me know.

I want to fuck this nightmare

Rest in peace.

I'm gonna need a 2x white tee

I'd be like, don't worry homie, I have a survival kit. I have this extra long straw so you can suck it yourself. That's what pens are for. You can't see me button smiling when my thumb's up.

My homie's dying today.

No. No.

Nah, I used to die from a snake ****.

Bro I'm gonna suck if I miss beans already so what's the difference

Damn right I would

No.