Can anybody tell me which one is the kinkiest leafy green vegetable

Bro what kind of question even is this shit

I say a cucumber because you can do a lot with a cucumber if you know what I mean.

You already know you gotta have some of that motherfucking in the car green leave there you grow my ***** with motherfucking good smoke and the motherfucking what's the other way you know you gotta had a green broccoli you already know why you're better talking weird on this bitch why we not talking regular while we dragon out worse like yeah too shrimp saying I'm really really yeah that's all I hear but yeah it gotta deathly be that you know that week Cuz you know if you don't got that the wee bitch you don't got no green bitch OK

What? I really don't know how to respond to this question, man.