My phone will always going to my front pocket no matter white doesn't feel right anywhere else

OK here's the thing I don't put my phone in any of my pockets because I usually carry it or if I have a hoodie on I put it in that pocket because putting your phone in your back pocket you can get cracked if you sit on it found that out the hard way so I always put in like my hairy pocket but you're gonna be careful with that because the holes in your ready bucket

I don't have pockets. I just put it on the side of my thigh, on the side of my butt. I just let it sit there. And... Shhh!