I stepped on glass, that sure was painful as fuck.

I've slipped on the stairs and nearly split my tongue in half.

Jumped off the sofa towards the table at the crab Meadow put on the floor I was about eight years old

I legitimately used to eat grass as a kid and well I made my frenzy grass because your green I was like yeah guys just so healthy and I would watch them swallow it and I would spit it out

I used to eat flowers in my garden. I think that that's why I'm dumb now.

I gotta make this real quick. When I was like 3, 4, I was really freaking out. I was bouncing on the couch and my mom said not to do it. Everyone still needs to stop but I said no. And I kept doing it and I fell off and I busted my face on that glass and I still have this God to this day.

The dumbest thing I've done was cut my hair because I want it like short hair and bangs and I have long hair up to my waist Oh no I got short hair in like I want my hair to grow but like my hair is so curly and it's like hard to brush and now I can't even find my brows I don't know where my mom or sister put it like where is it

Cousins house because we used in the night and we're like best friends because we were born on the same day well we had the idea just put an earring back in our ears and stick it on a pencil and we both had to get surgery because of me so

Sell sell kids the little sugar packs of hot chocolate for them to eat it and I gave someone expired soda and I've probably gave a little kid insomnia

I will basically I was in my crib I was like I'm not sure how old I was actually was in my crib I took my diaper and I just took it just I just pooped so I had scooped the poop up my hand wipe out of the walls

I shit all over the fucking floor on the beach. It was... I don't fucking