Dogs are cats, but if you say anything other than a dog, you're fucking wrong.

No no no

I love dogs and everything but I choose cats because they're way more self-sufficient for real

I wanna put a fucking shotgun barrel inside my fucking throat!

No fuck that dogs breath smell like a canna fucking bounce the fuck that ass I'm good I'm had to go to cats cause you're cute

Dogs forever bro cats are cute and everything will dogs forever like a demo payphone everything for me in my opinion

Your lips are humongous hot dog hot dog hot Diggity dog

Honestly, I just both, so.

Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, dogs are better. specifically pit bulls.

Shit, you friend of me and a dog out of me. You hella bad.

Dog 100%, 2000%, 1 trillion percent dogs. I love dogs.