I left my pizza in the oven for too long. Can someone tell me a funny, funny pizza story so I can not have negative thoughts about pizza? What?

So so I have ordered so I had ordered a pizza from you doing is it going to be cold So I was trying to warm it up in the oven and birthday

Hey gang, I feel you. One time I put my piece on the oven for two long two and my house burned down. But, you know, I still get pieces sometimes. I mean, I'm hopeless now, but, you know, it is what it is. or so

This is an about me but one time I watch dude cook a pizza in the oven and then he just ate all the toppings off and threw out the crust I didn't eat any as smidge of the crusty literally just ate all the shoes and shit off like what the fuck bro

Just get a new one, cook it, and stop crying about it.

I had a bitch eat my cheesy ass

Not to be rude, but I probably have a worse story than that. I was on a Tinder date and we ordered Domino's And towards the end of the evening we got into a discussion about how long his dick was.

Was it like three hours too long?

Pizza kinda exploded in the oven, like there was pepperoni on the oven walls and then there was like dough like everywhere. Duh-uh-uh.

Oh my goodness that is the most burnt looking pizza I've ever seen that is genuinely impressive

It was Sunday I was home by myself I DoorDash some pizza and when I got here I was dog and a shit and a few minutes later I had that shit bad but it wasn't shit then