I left my pizza in the oven for too long. Can someone tell me a funny, funny pizza story so I can not have negative thoughts about pizza? What?

Yeah, so basically I burnt ice cream. I don't know how I did it. Don't ask me, but I burnt ice cream.

How did you burn it that bad? It doesn't even look like pizza anymore. Oh my god. Damn. Is she black than me?

Decry yeah you yeah you are you supposed to do for you we made it

My little sister choked on a piece of cheese. Piece of before. She was hospitalized and couldn't talk for three weeks. Hope that brightens your day. Heh.

Typical white people

No.

That's it like a triple chocolate chip brownie cake boy. That's it nasty sale boy

Bitch, I'm sorry I thought that was you.

My pizza in the oven, that bitch burnt his foot.

What's with your fat ass and burnt ass pizza?