I left my pizza in the oven for too long. Can someone tell me a funny, funny pizza story so I can not have negative thoughts about pizza? What?

Yeah on sixth grade I ate Domino's Pizza and Dr Pepper and like a banana ice cream shit and I threw that shit up on a roller coaster and then I stopped liking pizza for like five years

There's one time we went to we went to a pizzeria around the block My auntie couldn't pay for it. So so they took her out back I want to get into the specifics

Now but the real question is why is your thumbs built like that?

This is gonna do with the pizza but on a few times I don't couple noodles well um I forgot the water but I microwave I took them out and then the fucking start phone melted into the noodles fuck

Damn bro go put that fucking rock back in the volcano where you got it from

I did this last week, but then I ate it and then I got the worst headache of my life and I was nauseous for 24 hours and thought I was gonna die. So I'm never gonna eat burnt pizza again.

Me and my mates were having a bit of a drink together and we decided we were hungry so I put a pizza in the oven and all of us forgot about it like two hours later we took it out because I just remembered it and it was like I'm not even it just crumbled. It was so bad.

Honestly, it looks like you took a piece of the road.

What's a pizza's favorite song slice slice baby

I know that I'm all, you know I'm very sad about some burnt pizza. Throw that shit in the trash, get in your car, and go buy some pizza from 7-Eleven, *****.