I left my pizza in the oven for too long. Can someone tell me a funny, funny pizza story so I can not have negative thoughts about pizza? What?

Every time I eat a pizza, I burn my mouth.

I was so high once I carried it sideways under my arm like a book

Buy a piece of black in Akon computer blanket under the bed new piece of black it in space and I feel like a piece almost black with me and I'm not even a black man I send something

It's OK my mom let me know if it's allowed to take it OK you'll be OK

That was one time where I just olive oil for this pizza and like he didn't know because it was a study because he thought that the way she was ranch and he ate it and yeah that's funny right I know

No bro you got to show me how to get that frisbee will you do me that recipe that shit is crazy oh no happy happy with a beater that black shit I used to be best shit

That's my piece then, when that bitch burnt this fuck.

My sister wants to the fucking piece of garlic bread in the oven for like four hours and like any it didn't even smell like it was burning right I remembered and I told my sister what about the garlic bread and she

As an Italian, looking at this really annoys me. I can't tell you any funny pizza stories. I'm just a master pizza maker.

Okay, I would like to say that this is absolutely um horrid and horrendous but you know I have no words for this