I left my pizza in the oven for too long. Can someone tell me a funny, funny pizza story so I can not have negative thoughts about pizza? What?

One of my funniest stories about me having a pizza was that I had a pizza one day.

Peace out.

Oh my dad left a pizza in the oven overnight one time and he threw it like a frisbee

She's on a fucking chocolate chip cookie, what is-

Can you shut the fuck up?

Like bro anyway bro like me and really where my pizza. Oh no, I shut the fuck up.

This is exactly why you should put that motherfucking phone down and watch your food because now look look what you did Ain't nobody gonna hide your ass.

Eat it.

I don't think I have any.

Yo boys go VDA