I left my pizza in the oven for too long. Can someone tell me a funny, funny pizza story so I can not have negative thoughts about pizza? What?

Oh my goodness, funniest story. Um, one time my cat died. I guess it's not actually that funny but...

I remember once I was on a piece of pizzeria and I was eating a pizza and All of a sudden the cheese just came off the pizza and slowed down my throat and I was pulling on my throat and it was just keep going, keep going, keep going.

OK it's OK if you bring it also eat it with you I am no I will not

That sounds like a personal problem we can help you with can you say the Spanish it to bring up your move because bookie if you and your pizza and get along Deas on yell to

Bro this is why I don't eat fucking white people shit I'm sorry I don't eat white people shit they burger everything they seasoned nothing like it's fucking disgusting

Pizza My name is driving on the Bing home I love you

Middle of a bird basketball tell like a fucking bed flat basketball it like that flat as over get your ass out of a boy

That's your actual pizza? Like burnt to the crisp? I've seen that before. So you probably got it on the internet. Oh, God. Lying. That's just so bad.

I almost burn my house down because I didn't remove the pizza from the pizza box of her and put in the oven because I'm retarded

Honestly you made history you found the most newest rock this fucking earth has ever seen you made history bud don't be sad