I need you to guess where I'm from from my accent

I Be still cell trinkets and treasures gullible again, so who the fuck you talking to nasty aspects you know, bro I spit you the fucking talk new oh my god. You look like fucking fucking gollum from the Lord of the Rings, bitch ass hoe.

Oh hell no, I just got scared for a bit

You sure this you and not your mom?

England

bro you are my friend's 50 year old mum

You want me to speak more? Because I cannot, I can't hear your accent that well. I want to be honest, you want me to talk a little bit more. You want to be a good little lengthy voice message?

You look like Respecia from Norbit.

I'm gonna say like the UK

Wow come to earth

What kind of weather