If you could have any Pokemon in real life, what would you have? I am incredibly stuck between either a Growlith, because that turns into Arcanine, which is a pretty badass Pokemon, or Rayquaza, because it can fly? I don't know, let me know.

I would just say Pikachu because he can blast my pussy every night

Definitely EV for the Umbrian evolution for sure

Logan Paul.

Zzapdos! I don't give a fuck, I'm capturing that god Pokemon. Coming.

I would have Mewtwo or Charizard, but Charizard would be my favorite because he kind of reminds me of a dragon.

Blaziken. Shut the fuck up. Blaziken. He's washing everything and everyone. Who you know can beat him? Absolutely nobody, exactly. blazy came.

Play Kabhi

Man, I want that turtle bitch, bro.

I personally would have Eevee. Eevee has been my favorite Pokemon ever since I was a kid and still is today.

Water Pokémon card slot open retarded