If you could have any Pokemon in real life, what would you have? I am incredibly stuck between either a Growlith, because that turns into Arcanine, which is a pretty badass Pokemon, or Rayquaza, because it can fly? I don't know, let me know.

Ray Quasar or whatever the fuck you said. Cause they're just badass. Plus they came flat. So yeah. Yeah.

I have Squirtle I would just have squirrel anchor squirrel

I think I would want to have crow gunk in real life because he evolves into toxic croak and he's like a pretty powerful Pokémon

I the answer will always be mudkip. I will always pick mudkip. Mudkip is like my favorite Pokemon ever. I don't even know why because it's not even the strongest or coolest one but he's just adorable.

Wait until you discover girls bro. He's gonna forget all about Pokemon trust me

Bro I'm a take probably a case of Snorlax

I R.A.M.O.J.E.R.S.E.R. V.E.G.R.O.

low punny I ain't gonna say much more than that really

I would say like Pikachu because like you know that's like my childhood because yeah