If you could have any Pokemon in real life, what would you have? I am incredibly stuck between either a Growlith, because that turns into Arcanine, which is a pretty badass Pokemon, or Rayquaza, because it can fly? I don't know, let me know.

What the flip is Pokémon have you heard of Dragon Ball Z yeah yeah the real ones no yeah yeah yeah Pikachu fuck you

I have Squirtle because I am we 20s yeah

Society asked me what Pokémon I like I want a little pony Batman just a little pony there are no laws or rules on the Pokémon I can do

How to get all the Eevee's because like they're so mean because like they're different personalities and like I'm low-key bipolar so I feel like I would relate to them so much I could just change the EV type to however I'm feeling

It's a little pony not You know what

Loppers only valid answer if you say anything else get the fuck out of here

What's the final answer? That he's getting charged for the room. E-Wil? E-Wil? E-Wil? Where is it? Eve!

Probably be Squirtle cause I don't know I kind of like turtles

Partially honey I'm gonna need me too because like why not me too like who's gonna beat me to that chance so loud

Absorb I could but in all reality Bulbasaur hands-down Bulbasaur my little buddy