Alright, I was driving and I was thinking, have any of y'all ever wrecked while eating? And if you were eating, what were you eating? And what did the officer say to you when it was like all over your chest and stuff?

I have not. Personally, I don't normally eat while I'm driving.

I was in a head-on collision with a giant 28 ounce cup of hot coffee. It was not my fault. The guys rode right into my lane and did a head-on. first thing in the morning. Coffee everywhere.

I don't remember writing for all you to have a look at. I've only been in like minor federal bankers.

So I had barbecue sauce all over my titties and

I dare you, I dare you

I was eating McDonald's and the other said get the fuck out of the ground now put your hands up motherfucker

That's a real fat ass shit if you're eating and driving at the same time like pull over if you're not fucking hungry don't endanger other people because your fat ass want to stuff a triple cheeseburger down your fucking throat

I never got into a wreck before but sometimes it's very tempting just to wrap my car around a fucking tree because I mean just fuck everything dude.

Bonus I don't really have that problem I'm just dumb

No, that has never happened to me.