All right, here's a riddle for you on a first date totally shit your pants. What do you say to get out of this one? Huh? Oh, no, let me know.

I just said so from that I know you get me

Ration just shut the fuck up get off the fucking app for one minute just shut up bitch

Hi mommy, can I please be excused from the dinner table? I just did the oopsie in my pants. Let's go. Bye!

Siri I hate you really suck my pants can I please

Are you Gotta say is I just shit myself so I'm a leave

Are you gonna say is I shit myself look up for me

How are you care is the clothes that we just go measure of it you know what's gonna happen shit service build a drink with you at some shit like that are you guys close in the car

I just go ahead and blame it to the guy behind me. Like, that guy doesn't even know who I am, so they probably won't give a fuck.

Now all you need to say is I need to go watch and pull an up in the toilet, you know.

My my dog needs to eat because he hasn't eaten for the past week and he needs to eat really bad and he's at home and I need to he needs to eat please