All right, here's a riddle for you on a first date totally shit your pants. What do you say to get out of this one? Huh? Oh, no, let me know.

Bye.

Hold on, oh my god, what? Oh my stomach hurt real quick, I'll be right back. It's a little embarrassing to see what I have now Let's give it a shot Sweet Hi

Do you got a plate of cool and say I got shit to do

I'm over here stroking my dick, I got lotion on my dick right now, I'm just stroking my shit. I'm a horniest fuck, man. I'm a freak, man. Life's a big-

Did someone put laxatives in this shit

Sorry, I just shit my pants. I gotta go to the bathroom.

I'll just shoot my pants, gotta go to the bathroom.

Normal teeth but she probably into that shit so I mean out of my hands enter her hands if she freaky into her mouth I don't know

Tell him you have Tourette's. Always works.

Honestly I would just say that I had a Hershey bar in the back of my pocket and a slipped and I was up I will say that I sat on something that smell like ass so it wasn't me