You are not getting out of it if you shit your pants in a date. How the fuck do you even get to that point in the first place? I don't wanna be a bad...
Obviously you either excuse yourself on the table go to the bathroom somehow clean that shit or you just say my mind Had some emergency or some shit, you know like this think outside the box sometimes You know what I'm saying? some emergency you gotta go home and then fix that shit.