All right, here's a riddle for you on a first date totally shit your pants. What do you say to get out of this one? Huh? Oh, no, let me know.

I'm gonna say I just shit myself so I need to go sort myself out in a bit

Well, if she didn't friggin, if didn't stink to high heaven, which it would, like if you were right next to her, there's no way she wouldn't know that. And if you were like, I'll be right back walking away, she would find out. but yeah I'd be out of there.

Then I would call her a little late and be like, oh my god, dude, on the way to the bathroom, I had to... There was this old lady getting robbed and I got into this huge fight.

Bro first of all how the fuck did that happen like that did somebody poison you with laxatives second of all probably just get up walk to the bathroom and never talk to them again because it's better safe than sorry

Alright, so you got a complete blowout. Go in the bathroom, take you on the world tour, if you lose a few socks, they got soap in the bathroom, clean your butthole, make sure you don't smell like shit, check your wallet, make sure you ain't got no poop on there, and then you fucking go back, man. Foggy.

Sorry sorry I just made a boo-boo instead real bad

Not gonna lie I'd probably just run home like I just stand up and start running out of chocolate What are they doing this melody matter what the fuck is that smell flavour chocolate how do you home

that wasn't really a riddle but if you've seen that one TikTok girls video about her shooting her pants at a party and trying to gaslight her way out of that. I wouldn't go that route, but it's an option.

Leslie just like if you got a jack of the time put put it on and just walk away it's over like like just walk away block away everything just walk away

I guess you could say you scared the shit out of me. I'd leave. leave. Yeah, yeah.