All right, here's a riddle for you on a first date totally shit your pants. What do you say to get out of this one? Huh? Oh, no, let me know.

I would say you're just feeling super sick and like need to go home.

I'll be right off.

Wait, so, hold on, I got a serious question. So like, shit your pants, like you like, did ass like legit like shit your pants and like, You got shit in your pants. Noah laughs

I'd say like oh sorry I don't wear diapers anymore so I kind of just forget it and let it out

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I honestly wouldn't even say anything like I would literally just get up and leave

Run home and then block them

oh this happens all the time i'll just be like oh gee i'll be right back I have a spare chain to pants and underwear in my bag already so don't worry.

I say nothing and escape through the bathroom window.

Probably choke, tell them I'm sick and I gotta go. Don't even wait for an answer. Run to the bathroom, make a makeshift diaper out of tissue paper, and then fucking leave.