I'll just look at my date right in the eye and say babe I don't usually get this nervous but you literally just made me shit myself that's how much I'm into you and fingers crossed hopefully she likes it.
Ask where if this happens to me on my first day, I will be like, um, I will blame it on them. Ask who you like, fuck that. I will blame it on them. I will be like, did you, did you drug me? Did you put waxifies in my drink?
First of all what's happening with your bowels what's what's going on with your body that potentially you would say yes to a date while you may or may not shit your pants go home